Serving the Plantae & Protista Kingdoms
I'm Zach Eccleston, and you have come to the right place.
Earth's preeminent plant attorney is on your side. If you have suffered harm due to negligence or misconduct, contact me to learn if you have a case. I provide a free case evaluation and initial consultation. If your injuries - or the fact that you are an immobile species, prevent you from visiting one of our offices - I will come to you, or we can conduct an online consultation.
Bobby was a week-old Red Margin bamboo shoot who was ruthlessly chewed down by a serial killer squirrel. I was able to secure a wrongful death verdict and a 1.3MM acorn award for Bobby's family. Additionally, as part of the settlement we established a scholarship in Bobby's name for deserving bamboos at Texas A&M.
Tommy is a Brandywine tomato plant. Last spring, Tommy was assaulted by a hail storm. Fortunately, Tommy survived but suffered irreparable damage to several of his leaves and petioles. I was able to obtain a generous settlement from the local television station, whose meteorologists negligently failed to warn Tommy's host of the impending storm.
Priscilla is an El Jefe jalapeno plant. Priscilla was eaten alive by a gang of snails, and she suffered life-threatening damage to her leaves, despite the fact that her host had correctly applied slug and snail deterrent. Through discovery I was able to determine that the manufacturer knew its product to be ineffective against virtually all types of snails yet continued to promote it as a slug and snail pesticide. Priscilla became the lead plaintiff in my billion-dollar class action lawsuit against the agrochemical giant.
Brandon is a Solid Stem bamboo plant. Brandon suffered a catastrophic injury to his culm, resulting from the negligence of a landscaping crew, which left him unable to stand upright. I didn't just take his case: I litigated it, advised him, and got Brandon twelve times the amount of the insurance company's first settlement offer.
“Zach is the only plant attorney I know
“Thank goodness I found Zach after retaining two other 'people lawyers' who claimed they 'represented plants.' It was like those other attorneys didn't even speak my language. Zach gets us.
“Justice - its not just for the Animals anymore